Special Shit Crab Cakes Recipe

If you're looking to kick your dinner up a notch, then our SpecialShit Crab Cakes are the way to go. With as delicious (and fancy) as they are, nobody has to know how quick and easy they are to prepare. 


* 1 lb crab meat
* 1/3 cup of crushed Ritz crackers
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise
* 1/2 chopped bell pepper
* 3 green onions, finely chopped
* 1 egg
* 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
* 1 tsp dry mustard
* 2 Tbsp fresh lemon juice
* 1 1/4 tsp SpecialShit
* 1 dash AwShit
* flour, for dusting the patties
* 1/2 cup peanut oil  


1. Mix all ingredients except for the oil and flour in a large bowl.
2. Shape the mixture into patties and then dust with flour..
3. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat.
4. Fry the crab cakes until browned, about 4 to 5 minutes. Turn over the crab cakes and fry the other side until browned, about 4 more minutes.