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Children, Behave!
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September is here, and that makes us wonder: how in the heck has this year gone by so quickly!? Summer vacation is over, and school is back in session already... just in time for National Children's Good Manners Month. The world needs more people with good manners, so we thought we'd share a few tips to help you and your family celebrate (and ultimately help to make the world a better place). Below are some real-world examples:
1. Always share with others. Example: if your neighbor's French fries are bare, but yours are covered with a delightful sprinkling of SpecialShit, offer him some of yours. Or, at least pass your bottle of Sh*t over!
2. Wait your turn. Example: if your brother is currently loading his fries with SpecialShit, then wait until he is finished before you load yours up. The bottle of Sh*t is pretty large, so don't worry. Chances are fairly decent that it won't run out before it's your turn.
3. Use "please," "thank you," and "you're welcome." Examples: You would like some SpecialShit? Say: "Please pass the Sh*t." Somebody just passed you the SpecialShit? Say: "Thank you for the Sh*t." Somebody thanked you for passing the SpecialShit along to them? Say: "You're welcome."
We also believe in rewarding good behavior. Check out this month's recipe for a tasty treat that you and your kids will love-- and that's perfectly polite for them to eat with their hands! And, of course, please don't forget to check out this month's special. Think of it as a treat for your family, and for your wallet!
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| September Special |
Reward good behavior with good taste.
Offer includes: 1 bottle of BullShit,
3 packets of DipShit for Fruit, and
3 packets of DipShit for Vegetables
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This offer is only available through this newsletter and expires 9/30/14.
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Recipe: Fried Snacks, feat. SpecialShit
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Fried Snacks featuring SpecialShit
(from the kitchen of Wayne and Gary)
 Ok, so these might not be the healthiest snacks in the world, but they sure do taste good! Just make sure you don't tell your cardiologist.
Ingredients
* 2 eggs
* 3 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 2/3 cans of beer
* cooking oil (vegetable oil or peanut oil)
Preparation
1. Fill your frying pan with cooking oil until it's about 1/2 inch deep, and heat to 300° F.
2. Combine all the other ingredients and stir until it reaches the consistency of pancake batter. Onion Rings:Slice as many onions as thick or thin as you wish, sprinkle with cornstarch, dip in the batter, drain the excess off and add, one at a time, to a pan with 300 degree oil in it. Overcrowding will cause them to stick together so watch it. Cook until golden brown. Remove, drain well and sprinkle with SpecialShit. Same as above but cut the okra into 1-in. pieces. Okra is good with AwShit sprinkled on them at the end too.
Fried Pickles:
What you're looking for here is a hamburger dill pickle but twice as thick, so you will probably have to make your own from just regular dill pickles. Don't season the pickles before or after cooking. Just dip them in the batter and add to the oil one at a time and cook until golden brown.
Feeling adventurous? Try it with slices of zucchini or sweet potatoes! As long as you don't slice anything too thick, this recipe will work well with just about anything. Heck, that's one way to get your kids to eat their vegetables.
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